Years and years ago, I belonged to a group of friends whose idea of a good time was CnC -- not Command and Conquer (although some of us like that game too), but rather coffee and conversation. Unlike kids in this day and age, our idea of CnC involved instant coffee, usually Nescafe, at six bucks per styrofoam cup.
(Okay, prices rose after we started hanging-out at the tambayan -- eight whole pesos -- but that wasn't as expensive as the Ionic Cafe brew, which was pegged at forty bucks at the time. We wuz poor, what can I say.)
(Oh, and yes, we're still friends after all these years. TOSStados once, TOSStados for life.)
At that time, when Valentines Day arrived, despite the fact that we were almost always broke, the men of the Coffee Club always found ways to make V-Day a D-day. Parse that any way you will (heh heh), but I feel that it's time to share our not-so-secret strategies on keeping costs low but keeping our chances flying high.
After all, despite what our wise and beloved Queen of the Enchanted Kingdom says, we're all feeling the crunch of the global financial crisis.
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Obviously, the easiest way to work with a shoestring budget is not to spend much. Duh.
How did we do that? Easy. Back in Kafagway in those days, there were scads and scads of free or low-cost concerts, shows, events and whatnot, especially after the Baguio Flower Festival was instituted. It was a simple matter to make sure that we had enough pocket change for jeepney fare and a snack, as such was the only moolah necessary for a date to go well.
Here in chaos central, it's not exactly easier -- however, as we like to say, kung gusto, paparaanan, kung ayaw e torpe ka lang nyahaha. Here are some of the low-cost ways to go on a date:
- The UP Fair in University of the Philippines-Diliman's Sunken Garden. Cheap entry, cheap food, rock music, perya sights, and the potential for a hand-in-hand stroll on the tree-lined streets, under the full moon and stars.
(Apparently there are also make-out places on campus -- not that I would say I know where they are. Pity.)
- San Miguel Beer and Valentines 09. Thanks to Unca Juned, I've been told of a relatively cheap party series on February 12 and 13, 2009. Here's what he's let us know about:
San Miguel Beer Barkada Valentine Party
When: Feb 12 and 13, 2009, 6:00 PM onwards
Where: San Miguel Avenue Open Parking Lot across San Miguel Head Office Building
Cost: P250 (JEM: not bad, folks, but make sure you have some safety money, of course)
The P250 entrance fee per person entitles each to 5 beers (1 Pale Pilsen, 1 SML, 1 Premium All Malt Beer, 1 Red Horse, and for the 5th beer, choice of Strong Ice, Super Dry, and Cerveza Negra) and a raffle ticket. The purchase of 2 more bottles gets you another raffle ticket, and the raffle prizes include iPod Nanos, 5K in cash, Eraserheads concert tickets, SMB Summer Babad and SMB Premium Items.
Entertainment:
Live Music: Sugarfree and Silk (Feb 12); Kamikazee and Mocha (Feb 13)
Booth Games (caveat -- some aren't good when with jealous sweethearts teeheehee): Kissing Booth with Brazilian Models for Pale Pilsen, Jail Booth with Brazilian Models for Strong Ice, Massage Booth for Premium All Malt Beer, Tarot Card Reading for Cerveza Negra, Auction Booth for Super Dry
One can get into any of the booth games by buying 2 more beers of the same brand on top of the 5 free beers of the ticket. For example, to get smooched by the Brazilian models of the Kissing Booth, you gotta buy 2 bottles of Pale Pilsen.
(Personally, I'd rather get a kiss from my date that means something to us both rather than a kiss from some model or other that doesn't mean much to either of us, but that's just me.)
- Home Cooking. Think about it -- relatively low cost, free venue (if your sweetie agrees that you cook for her at her apartment), relatively low effort (if you know how to make magic in the kitchen, of course), with maximum returns.
Here's a menu and the recipes that won't take more than an hour of work and with minimal muss and fuss (and cost). Note that we'll have to take shortcuts -- who cares about your cooking skillz, paying attention to your date is much more important!
Appetizer: Peanut-Peach romaki with spicy mustard dip
Soup: Cream of asparagus, mushrooms, and young corn
Entree: Rosemary chicken with steamed buttered vegetables and rice
Dessert: Chocolate cake
Wine: Something red -- I'd recommend a Pinot Noir for this menu (it's not that expensive either, if you go Australian); if you want to splurge, go for a good rose (not my taste of wine, though)
Peanut-Peach Romaki
Small packet of bacon
Can of peach halves, pitted
Small packet of peanuts, unsalted
Dijon mustard
Salt
White pepper, coarse
Tabasco sauce
1. Preheat the oven toaster. Offer your date a glass of wine. Engage her in conversation.
2. Open can of peaches. Drain. Take a peach half and embed two or three peanuts (depending on the size of the peach pit). Wrap the peach half with peanuts completely with a strip of bacon. Secure the wrapping by spearing the romaki with a toothpick.
3. Don't forget to chat with your date -- she can watch you cook, sure, but let her rest easy.
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 until out of peaches, peanuts, or bacon. Clean up your mess after.
5. Put three pieces of romaki in the oven toaster. Toast for five minutes or until the bacon edges have browned.
6. Mix a dash of salt, a pinch of two of white pepper, and a drop or two of tabasco into two tablespoons of mustard. Keep chatting with your date while making the dip -- five minutes of dead air is an uncomfortable silence -- if you can walk and chew gum at the same time, you can do that.
7. Take out the romaki (it's hot, stupid, wear your oven mitts when handling the oven grill, else lose your panache), and with tongs place the romaki on a bowl with drain towels (not ordinary paper towels, as the paper fibers of ordinary tissue paper will stick to the romaki). When the romaki's cooled down a bit, offer them with the dip and refill her glass of wine. Have a laugh together as she offers her take on the taste, and make sure you get the next dip mix right.
8. Repeat steps 5, 6, and 7 until you're out of ingredients and are ready to bring out the next course.
Cream of asparagus, mushrooms, and young corn
Small packet of young corn, sliced
Small can of sliced button mushrooms
Spring onions, minced fine
Packet of instant cream of asparagus
White pepper, fine
Black pepper, coarse
1. Dissolve instant cream of asparagus soup in a pot of cold water. Stir until all the lumps are gone. Put in the young corn and mushrooms.
2. Place the pot on the stove, and set the stove on a low flame. Bring the pot to a simmer. Stir from time to time, don't bring the soup to a boil else lumps will form from the bubbles. (This is the part where you start preparing the chicken.)
3. When you're ready to bring in the soup, garnish with the minced spring onions. Sprinkle with a dash of white pepper and black pepper.
Rosemary chicken with steamed buttered vegetables and rice
Medium sized chicken thighs, 2 pieces, marinated to taste
Rosemary, shredded
Baguio beans, sliced to thirds
Broccoli, sliced to bite-size
Cauliflower, sliced to bite-size
Carrots, sliced to half-inch wedges
Rice
Parsley to garnish
Butter
1. Rub the chicken breasts with rosemary... and we're back to the oven toaster (it should still be hot -- else, you've been careless). Put some more shredded rosemary on the dripping pan.
2. Roast the chicken. Depending on the size of the breasts, it should take between fifteen to twenty minutes. Here's one way to check -- poke a clean toothpick into the flesh; if it sticks or comes out bloody, the chicken isn't done yet. Start cleaning up while waiting.
3. Steam the vegetables about fifteen minutes before dinner time. Keep the veggies warm, but don't overcook; soggy veggies = BAD. (This is the part where you should be setting the table for your date.)
4. Prepare a small mound of cooked rice on each plate (a cup is good enough). When the chicken is done, put a chicken on each plate by the cup of rice and use some of the drippings as gravy (strain the rosemary, of course, jeez). Lay the veggies on another portion of the plate, place a square pat of butter on the veggies and allow to melt. Garnish the butter with a small sprig of parsley; do the same for the chicken.
5. Have dinner and conversation.
Chocolate cake
1 slice of chocolate cake from the Fleur de Lys cake shop along Tomas Morato
1. Have cake and wine for dessert.
2. Getting lucky before, during, or after dinner is, of course, preferred but not certain.
Whew. Writing that took more effort than actually getting any of the above done.
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Still on today's theme, a far easier way to keep things inexpensive on Valentine's Day is to REFUSE TO SPEND.
Now, how and where can a couple have fun without spending?
I wouldn't know. Teeheehee.
(I did hear a blockmate speak of an anecdote related by a brilliant professor about how to have fun for free -- it involves a dark nook in UP campus. Unfortunately, said dark nook is for the exclusive use of UP Law students. No, I don't know where that is.)
All I know is that not going on a date equals not spending anything. Occam's Razor at work.
Nyahahaha.
(Of course, one runs the risk of not getting lucky. Anymore. Ever. There ya go.)
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But seriously, how else can we try to make the girl we like special on Valentine's Day?
Recycling. Moohoohahaha.
Back in the day, we made a deal with our girlfriends -- the flowers and stuffed toys and balloons given to them as gifts but which they didn't like (or didn't like the givers) were for us to recycle as we pleased. This meant that we checked them for reusability (meaning we checked for hidden cards within the presents, pentel pen notes on the balloons, and similar stuff), quality (e.g., flower freshness, stuffed toy cuteness, et cetera), and suitability (i.e., would our intended recipient like the presents we intend to give). There were times when our V-day command center looked like a flea market or trading post... and we'd barter and haggle like crazy.
These days, with the price of Holland Tulips, Blue Magic, and other such stuff so exorbitant, it makes perfect sense to recycle presents. Cost = absolutely free. (Even the Dangwa Terminal flower shops don't come anywhere as cheap.)
Caveat: this works if and only if the recycled gift cannot be identified as such by the recipient. You're careless and stupid if you failed to remove the hidden greeting card or recorded greeting; on the other hand, if your recipient helped in purchasing the gift for the previous giver, it's just that the universe has decided to screw you. Haha.
Caveat again: unless your female friend is really one of those really close friends you have, it's difficult to find recyclables these days, as one will find many women hanging on to their V-day presents (apparently it's bragging rights or something).
Caveat final: this doesn't work if your female friends don't get V-day presents at all... not even recycled presents. Boohoohoo.
On another note, I've heard of recycled boyfriends; that is, women getting back together with the men they've previously broken up with just so they can say they had a date on V-day. Heh.
(Well, to be fair, that beats having gone on an imaginary date with the imaginary boyfriend, eh?)
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No wonder quite a lot of people have taken to calling February 14 as Single Awareness Day -- the day when they are reminded that a) they are single, or b) they can't afford to go out on a V-date and are thus single that night.
Personally, I don't really care much about Valentine's Day -- as a smart Plurker sorta-kinda said, why should we let Hallmark dictate our lives?
'Nuff said.
(Fair disclosure: the above strategies are not guaranteed to work; the chances of these working are even less than zero if the woman in question only finds guwapo them boys with bling... or at least that's how I understood this blog post. If you is poor, fagedaboutit.)
(On the other hand, having friends to share the experience of the craziness of V-day recycling makes the try worthwhile. Dates come, dates go, but true friends are for life.)
(Man, I miss the gang.)
Later, all.
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